The Rules

The Female always makes the Rules.
The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
If the Female suspects that the Male knows all the Rules, she can immediately change some if not all of the Rules.
The Female is never wrong.
If the Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
The Male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
The Male must never change his mind without express written consent to the Female.
The Female has every right to be Angry or Upset at any time.
The Male must remain calm at all times.
Any Man who doesn't obey the Rules can't take the Heat, Lacks back bone and is a wimp.
Any attempts by the Male to document the Rules can result in bodily harm.
If the Female has P.M.S. all Rules may be null and void.

The Female is ready when she is ready.
The Male is ready at all times.